Yeh raat

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat,
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai...


Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chor ke jayenge
roenge bahut magar aansoo nahi aayenge
jab saath koi na de tow awaaz hame dena
aasma par honge tow bhi laut ka aayenge...

Maangi Yahi Dua...

Utha ke haath khuda se,Bas maangi yahi dua...
Naseeb hon khushiyan tumhen,
Tum khush raho sada...Tumko rahat mile,
Tum ko chahat mile... Tumhen sare jahan ki mohabbat mile...
Jahan me sab se hon acche tumhare naseeb...
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye qareeb tumhare...
Dil ki har aarzoo poori khuda kare...
Tumhen chahne walon ko kabhi bhi na juda kare...
Mil jayen tum ko mere bhi naseeb ki khushiyaan...
Dua hai bas tum ko kabhi gam na mile yahan...

Zindagi in palo ko fir se nahi dohreyegi...

Ek din zindgi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi,
dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi,
har chai ki cup friend ki yaad dilayegi,
aur haste-haste fir aankhen nam ho jayegi,
office ke chamber me class room nazar aayege,
par chahne pe bhi aproxy nahi lag payegi,
paise to bahut hoga magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi,
ji le khul ke is pal ko mere dost kyonki zindgi in palo ko fir se nahi dohreyegi...

THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN

The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
And the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows!

Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...




Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,
chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,
tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,
dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko......

Kaanch chubhe toh zakhm reh jaata hai,
Dil toote toh armaan rah jaata hai,
Laga to dete hai waqt marham is dil par,
Phir bhi umar bhar ek nishan reh jata hai……….

kabhi kabhi khud simtam girata hai khuda,
kyun har kisi ko nahi deta woh aapsi aada.....
marna kabul hai par nahi hona hai aapse juda....
meri diwangi kahiye ya sir par hai uska nasha..
mobhaat main hota hai sanam hi aapka khuda.......

Jitni khud se nafrat thee...
Utni unse ulfat thee..
Unko kabhi bhee waqt nahi tha….
Par humko aksar fursat thee…

Dil me thode arman abhi baqi hai..
Mere iraado me bhee bahut jaan abhi baqi hai...
Abhi to napi hai thodi see jami humne...
Sara aasmaan to abhi baqi hai....

Teri hoton in hasi banane ka khwab hai,
tere aagosh me simat jaane ka khwab hai,
tu lakh bachale daman ishq ke haathon,
aasman ban kar tujhpar cha jaane ka khwab hai....

Tu gar…
imtihaa dene se darta hai aae dost..
Wada raha... mai koi imtihan tere liye nahi laaugaa...
U to khushi ko mai jyada nahi janta..
Par kamse kam... teri khushi ke liye to muskurauga..

Waqt kehta hai…
phir nahi aaugaa…
Teri aankho ko phir nahi rulaungaa..
Jeena hai to isi pal ko jee le…
Shayad mai kal tak nahi ruk paaugaa...

Kalam uthata hoo…
Jasbaato ko likhta hoo..
Jo bahut satati hai..
Un yaado ko likhta hoo..
Mai to koi SHAYAR nahi hoo dosto..
Chubhti hai jo…unn baato ko likhta hoo…

Ajj dil dee kehan nu jee karda,
Tere dil vich rehan nu g karda,
khushiaa de k tainu tera dard sehan nu g karda,
rabb jaane tera mera kee rishtaa,
BASS TAINU AAPNA KEHAN NU G KARDA....

kuch dur hamare sath chalo,
hum dil ki baat bata denge,
samjhe na jise tum najro se,
woh baat juba se kehdenge....

Duniya jishe neend kehti hai,
jaane wo kya cheez hoti hai,
ankhein to hum bhi band karte hai.
Parrrrrr..................
wo to apse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !!!

Chiragon se andhere dur ho jaate,
To chand ki chahat humein na hoti,
Agar kat sakti ye zindagi akele,
To humein aapki zarurat nahin hoti !!!

Mujhe Dewaana samjhte hain tere shehar k log
kyon mere daman se ulajhte hain tere shehar k log
Main gaya waqt hoon wapis nahi aane wala
kyon mera rasta takte hain tere shehar k log
Jab bhi aata hay tera naam mery naam k sath
Najane kyon jalte hain tere shehar k log
Aur kyon doon main tujhe apni wafaon ka saboot
Ab mere hall par haste hain tere shehar k log.....

Movies and their meaning to IT Professionals

Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay : Green card.
Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
Rakhwala : Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore.
Zanjeer : Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Mawaali : Before coming to US.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah : Bill Gates.
Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.
Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench.
Anari : Year2000 programmer.
Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM.
Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's
Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US.
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.
Pardes : India after 2 Years.
Daud : Coming to US.
Rangeela : After getting Green Card.
Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
Desh Premee : Going back to India for good.
Farz : Going to India every year.
Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa.
Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa.
Bud Naseeb : Not getting a VisaHimalaya.
Putra : Firmly asking for $70k from India.
Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment.
Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.
Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US.
Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late
.Jallad : INS People.
Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer.

Don't just go away so soon,
I have not told you all my feelings,
stored and stacked high in my heart,
Give me a chance to pour out my heart,
unless you want to see it crumble when you go apart.

Don't just go away so soon,
I want to share my dreams,
which I have dreamt for so many nights,
The dreams of love and fantasy,
would turn into dark shadows with your getaway,

Don't just go away so soon,
I have not showed my affection to you,
For so many days I have mused,
That our bodies and souls are inseparable and glued.

Don't just go away so soon,
If you leave, I will be looking for you all over,
I would follow the trail of sun to search for your shadow,
I would wish on the stars to find you in the moon and stars,
I will search you for eternity hoping to find you somewhere...

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Bollywood Movies made by IT Engineers

Some Film titles may be like these : --
** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!